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Dear Allen Iverson

Stop being such a goddamn punk. It's a sore shoulder, not the end of the world. If you spent more time practicing and exercising and less time on my TV running your mouth, you might actually be able to play.

Thanks,
Maurice

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Alan Iverson:

Dear Maurice,

Dear Maurice,
Hello sir, wake up and smell the coffee! I'm a professional sports athlete in Philadelphia, the city of the whiniest, bitchiest, poorest-sport fans in the country... maybe even the world. If our teams make one bad play, we get booed. We always choke during playoff time, because there is so much pressure on us by our ignorant fans and reporters. (Suggested new name for city-Heimlichdelphia) We hire ignorant general managers like Ed Wade and Bobby Clarke who don't know anything about managing, and they create major messes, and the owners have no balls to get rid of them. And besides, I have to be a punk, I wouldn't want to look presentable on a TV interview, like most other pro sports athletes when they wear suits or dress fairly decently...after all, i'm a BALLER! And I still get paid my huge endorsement and salary money, I have to look out for that, too. So, what do you expect?

A.I.

samantha smith:

Dear Alan,
dont listen to anything any of those stupid fuckers have to say about you your hot as hell and you play good so they are just jealous.
Love
samantha

Samantha, sweetheart, trust me when I say that I'm not feeling in the slightest bit any jealousy over Alan Iverson. I just think he's a whiny punk who needs to put up or shut up. Every day I hear in the news "...and AI will not be playing today due to a sore ankle..." or a sore shoulder, or a sore head...

He's good when he plays, he just needs to lose the attitude.

Jeff:

I'm with Maurice. Who cares, all Philadelphia teams suck. They're all a bunch of loser teams with supremely ignorant fans. For all of you Philly fans reading this, grow up, and act like civilized human beings...you're a disgrace to the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. I hope your reign of playoff futility continues for another 20+ years, you bunch of losers. And Samantha, whatever, AI is not hot. He is a little punk-ass bitch, and that's me holding back from further comments.

laurie ann:

Dear Alan,
your huge hottie and if i ever see you i would be speechless. dont let people put you down because your twice as good as them.maurice sounds like an asshole to me. he aint even as fine,or sexy like the way you are. bye love ya

laurie ann

Ann:

Dear Alan,
you are my favourite player. Can you send me a wallpaper with your picture. PLEASE!

Ann:

Dear Alan,
you are mu favourite player. Can you send me a wallpaper with your picture. PLEASE!

tom:

to alan,

i think your the best player in the world where i live a boy who lives next to me him and me think your wicked we have always wanted to see you and speak to you

from tom.

tom:

to alan,

i think your the best player in the world where i live a boy who lives next to me him and me think your wicked we have always wanted to see you and speak to you

from tom.

tom:

to alan,

i think your the best player in the world where i live a boy who lives next to me him and me think your wicked we have always wanted to see you and speak to you

from tom.

tom:

to alan,

you're the best i really want to meet you
from your number 1 fan TOM

Stephanie:

Maruice. I strongly disagree with you. Have you ever had an elbow or ankle injury? They can be very painful. I have had both. I would like to see you get out and play professional sports with that kind of injury. It just does not work. Hell, Shaq had a boo boo on his toe a year or two back and could not play. If i remember correctly he missed a lot of games. Other players have gone out with injuries similiar to Alans. Not only is Alan a great player. He's pretty smart too. How else would a man with braids..who appears to be a gangsta(but we all know is not)..be so rich? And how else would he be such a super star? I think he knows something the rest of us don't. I say go Alan. Heal up. Get Better. And get ready for next season. Oh and yes..i agree with Samantha.. Alan is hot..

Maruice. I strongly disagree with you. Have you ever had an elbow or ankle injury? They can be very painful. I have had both. I would like to see you get out and play professional sports with that kind of injury. It just does not work. Hell, Shaq had a boo boo on his toe a year or two back and could not play. If i remember correctly he missed a lot of games. Other players have gone out with injuries similiar to Alans. Not only is Alan a great player. He's pretty smart too. How else would a man with braids..who appears to be a gangsta(but we all know is not)..be so rich? And how else would he be such a super star? I think he knows something the rest of us don't. I say go Alan. Heal up. Get Better. And get ready for next season. Oh and yes..i agree with Samantha.. Alan is hot..

Ur fan:

go on, Allen. Don't listen to those di..heads, who say that u cant play. We know u can, u r the best, man!!!

G:

Ur my idle n ur exzactly what i wanna be like when i grow keep bein you after all thats why ur my idle.

ariel:

dear alan,
hey i am a big big fan of urs and i have ur shoes i hav pictures of u all over my room and i think u r really hottttttt? u r the best player on ur team

erin:

Dear Allen,
hey i just want to say i love u sorry i don't my email address

SamG:

Hi All,

Is it true that Alan Iverson has over 50 unpaid parking tickets for parking in handicapped spaces? If it is, I could give a rats a** if he is a good athlete or if he is hot. Anyone who is more than capable of walking but parks in handicapped spaces because they think they shouldn't have to is disgusting and should not be representing the U.S.

bill:

All you AI fans are kidding, right? First off, Alan Iverson smart? He didn't get the money from being smart, he just knows how to play basketball. He got lucky because someone gave the little ganster bitch a chance. I won't deny that he knows how to play, but maybe the guy should understand where his place is and show up for practice on time every once in a while. I mean, what is more important? Basketball (including practice) is his job.

Adam:

Alan,
I just wanted to give you some props over there in Athens. Everyone in the world, including our own country, wants to badmouth our olympic team and I am sick of it. You twelve guys at least had the pride to show up and represent our country, unlike the majority of the other NBA stars. The fact that the coaches put together a suspect team is not your problem. Keep playing hard and win our lose we will support you guys as Americans. Thanks for going over and representing the US!!!

Joeski:

Hey Alan I dont care what these faggots in here say about you but I know u r one of the elite players in the world and You deserve a championship or at least play on a championship team I hope You will get your chance real soon cause u deserve a trophy and a ring keep doing what u r doing and stay up dont let these faggots get u down at all aliiight. peace

Joeski

mark':

to alan iverson

your my favourite player and if you wernt a punk u woudent be cool.

Roc:

Alan: I have been watching basketball since 1963 and over the years I have been disappointed in how the attitudes have gone from we to me.
As the Olympics played out you and the rest of the Olympians brought back the sense of pride and hard work that made me a life long Fan.

I want to thank you and the rest of the Olympians for giving up your time and playing hard right down to tha last Minute. Congradulations for hanging in there in the Bronze game.

hey sexy!! ur the best player i know...u make all of ur shots..i think maurice is a retard. and is very jealous and needs to get over himself. i love u ur muh favortie player!! i would just kiss u if i saw u
mucha luv
kaylee

Meggan Sinclair:

All the haters out there are just hateing to be reconized!!!!!! Alan is the best at it and you know it!! So quit hateing because that aint a good way to be reconized. Alan is very sexy!!!
Peace,
Meggan

Meggan Sinclair:

All the haters out there are just hateing to be reconized!!!!!! Alan is the best at it and you know it!! So quit hateing because that aint a good way to be reconized. Alan is very sexy!!!
Peace,
Meggan

Brandon:

Alan, i love the us olympic team and i think you did a good job. you are the best player in the game. Good luck to you.

Ashley Rivera:

Hey Alan,
I dont think u should worry bout what all da haters say. Only worry bout what u think. I think uve made it very far in ur lyf and u have accomplished alot of shit that people only dream of accomplishing. Ur a good player. U should be happy u came this far. I know alot of boys dream of being u and look up to u. So dont do anything to loose that. Keep being a good example so that u can help other people (like maurice) grow up lil bit. ight. Duece. Keep bein real.
Love always,
Ashley
That Cuban Puerto-Rican Soldia straight outta h-town, tx

Jasmine:

Hey Iverson...
I just wanted 2 say dat u iz fine as hell and that ur a good playa for basketball. U ain't gottalisten to wut ppl b sayin bout u. FUCK DEM!!!!

Chelle:

Dear Mr. Iverson, I know you have a wonderful mother of your own and I just want you to know about the other mother you never knew since your sports career started. My moms love you. She is always talking to the TV saying, "Ya'll better leave my baby alone. Don't you hurt my baby." She thinks you are the sweetest young man alive, besides my two brothers. She kids us about leaving everything to you (as if you don't have enough - right). However, I managed to get her tickets to see her baby for the first time in person on the 4th of December. She goes into surgery for two knee replacements the following week. She stands by her home team, but let no one hurt her baby. I don't know if you will ever see this, but I thought you should know. Keep up the good work, I am sorry Houston couldn't meet your price.

yo, a.i. u da shit dont listen to dem suka's and all them peeps askin u for sumptin and sayin there your there biggest fan and askin you for wallpaper i already got one and im the biggest fan because i hired (my mom)a professional artist to paint a life like 7ft mural of youre picture on my wall to visit me and sign it or a pic would be awesome but i just want to talk i dony want everything just to talk so please contact me back
much love,
DALTON PATTERSON

edin:

i am your biggest fan from bosnia i live in the biggest motherfucker ghetto that you can imagine,everything that i got is street basket and you are my inspiration.

shaneeka:

what did you just do

alan iverson:

ya don't listen to all those people.your the best.that girl samantha is right u are the sexiest player ever. u are my favourite basketball player in the world. you are the best and don't stop playing the game.


love:
Samantha Andrade
Gr.8

Alan, I thnk that ur a godd bball player and ur really hott. Maurice is wrong!! Hes just some jealous punk who thinks he could just say shit about u. Well, Im glad that u dont care what people think about u. Thats a good thing. Just the people that say good stuff u listen too, and also, after all those injuries, what makes u keep going. I mean I know u love bball and hey Im quite an athlete myself but, dont u ever feel like u just want to stop doing this like ever in ur life? Anyways, I just want to say good luck and ur a total hottie. Keep up the good work.

From:Morgan

Shannon:

"In August, 1993, Iverson was convicted on three counts of maiming by mob
for his role in a Hampton bowling alley brawl. He was sentenced to five
years in prison. Then-Gov. L. Douglas Wilder granted him clemency in
December, 1993."

Yeah, Let's discuess how great Alan Iverson is. Give me a break. He is a thug, just like all basketball players. What it does not mention here, (off of a website..do a search on it) is that a woman was mamed during this "brawl". Iverson should have served his time. Instead, while a woman lives with the marks from this "brawl" everyday, Iverson is making a ton of money. To Iverson I say, maybe if the players acted human and loved the game itself maybe fans would come back to basketball. There are,sadly, many kids that grow up with the dream of playing professional basketball. Unfortunatley, what they see on Television is NOT pro basketball. It is streetball with street thugs. I, and most people I know, refuse to give basketball, much less Allen Iverson, my time and respect.
A great example for Iverson, you responded to a man who put you down, yet there is a child on this site, Tom, that wrote you a nice letter. Just wants to meet you. Obviously, you do not have the time for a child, just to try and defend yourself. Be a man. If you want fans, managers, and coaches to respect you, do what a professional athlete is supposed to do. These kids care about your "60 point all time score during a game" this weekend, and you do not find the time to respond to them. They put money in your pocket by buying your shoes, jerseys, hats, etc. The least you could do is show some greatfulness for their money going in your pocket.

alex:

dear alan

hello!I think you're a great player. You are my most favorite player out of the hole basketball players. But i have one question. What did you inspirred you to play basketball?. In other words keep up the good work.

From Alex

stefano:

Dear Alan Iverson I am only 9 years old.you are my favorite basketball player.Nise lay ups nise slam dunking.keep up the good work Alan Iverson from stefano

ben:

wha u sayin a.i and im just as old as ur son.im 8 years old and i think ur the best b-ball player ever im hopin to playin ball in da NBA wit ya son but i think maurice is a motha fuka

Cory:

Hey Alan,
I just wanted to say that i love your game and everything you do in it. please email me back.
-Cory

Brandon Sartele:

Hey Alan I 12 years old and I live in Cheserfield Twp.Michigan I think you are a great player and i would love to meet you. I know that your innocent. Anddont worry about what people think just remember to always respect your team mates and the game itself. Oh yah and good luck beatin the pistons you gonna need it.
From your fan: Brandon

rac:

dear allan 3 tickets vs celtics ,nuggets, or any other team. can u get 2 jerseys signed by u.send them to 53 wayne ave,ticonderoga NY.
dont listen to anything reeves has to say hes a trash mouth punk. thanks your the best.

Anonymous:

Dear Allen,
Don't worry baby! I'll make u feel all better!!

rac:

are names are cole, will were 11 years old were the ones to

rac:

are names are cole, will were 11 years old were the ones who live in ticonderoga

Matthew:

Dear Alan,

These stupid ass punks think their big. well guess wjhat man they aint. U rock, I live in Scotland and I own basically all NBA games when i make a new team i always put you in the roster.

If your gonna bad mouth him get the fuck off his comments page thanx...

Robyn:

Alan, you are by far the sexiest man I have ever seen. You know what you are and will never change, that is what I love! You keep me interested...You are the only reason I want to watch any basketball. Don't go anywhere, okay?
Love ya!
Robyn, 23

zlovro:

no 1. player in the league

DEAR ALAN IVERSON,
YOU ROCK DUDE! I THINK TOU SHOULD COME TO GRANDE PRAIRIE FOR A TALK WITH THE COMMUNITY ABOUT YOUR CAREER. SO IF YOU COME YOU COME I WILL GIVE YOU A TOUR OF MY BATHROOM. NO I AM JUST JOKING. I WILL GIVE YOU A TOUR OF MY HOUSE. NO JUST JOKING I WILL GIVE YOU A TOUR OF GRANDE PRAIRIE. YOU ROCK DUDE!

P.S. YOUR MY FAVORITE BAKETBALL PLAYER!

shouhat:

Dear Alan, YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE PLAYER AND YOU ARE SO CUTE.PEOPLE THINK THAT JUST BECUZZ YOU ARE CUTE YOU ARE THE BEST BUT THEY FRONTIN I LIKE U CUZZ YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO TALENTED AND YOU ARE CUTE WAT THOSE OTHER JERKS SAY BOUT YOU AR LIES AND THE ARE HATING JUST BECUZZ THEY ARE JELIS.JUST WANT TO SAY THank YOU FOR BEING A GREAT ROL MODEL AND YOUR ORIGINALITY OF EVERYTHING IS ALL GOOD.LOVE YOUR TRUEEE BIGGEST FAN SHOUHAT IVERSON ARAYA LUV YA BOO JKS LUV YA AND KEEP THE LOVE PEace

*lou*:

sexiest playa eva. i only watch the game 2 c him! xx

cracker-head-motherfucker:

ai,
You are a dumb, stupid, ignorant, cornbraided, wine drinkin', 7-11 robbin', crybaby, watermelon eatin', stank ass faggot motherfucker, but you sure as hell can play the fuckin' game.
Fuck all these suck ass motherfuckers!!!
Rock-on.....
cracker-head-motherfucker

mrs. iverson:

allen! why would you ever say such a thing! I need to talk to you on the phone to night!

Keisha:

Hey Alan...watz good..your like freakin awsome..and hott...keep ur head up....hollah bacc on muh site...WWW.xanga.com/BeA_BeA_x_kIdD
WUN LOVE
-Keisha

Steph:

Heyyy
I think you are the best b-ball plyer ever!!!Dont lisen to that Maurice guy he's a fuckin loser and probly wants to be like you!
But keep up with what yo are doing! Great basketball you a wicked player
I luv you xo

tony wray:

dear alan

I am in the UK and teach PE to high school kids. Basketball, whislt not being huge over here in the UK is booming in the schools right now and so many more kids are getting into it. I would just like to say that you are one of the most inspirational players to watch right now. I don't know what happens in your personal life as we don't here much over here anyway but on court I think your game is top! Your passing range and ball handling is emense.

And just so you know, most kids over here in the UK are wearing your jersey right now! I would say one in every three jerseys in our school is your sixers 3 home jersey.

Keep it up!!

Larry:

Maurice is a homo, first of all it is Allen not Alan you dumb fucker. I hate Allen Iverson haters they are dick riders they like you when your high like 2001 and dis you when your down like 2004. Iverson wears his emotion on his sleeve and he is a little guy who get's knocked around, unlike webber who bangs his knee against someones knee and starts to bitch and moan. Iverson haters get a life because you are soooo angry and half of you were on Kobe's dick too right

Larry:

Maurice is a hater, first of all it is Allen not Alan you dumb ass.I hate Allen Iverson haters they are dick riders they like you when your high like 2001 and dis you when your down like 2004. Iverson wears his emotion on his sleeve and he is a little guy who get's knocked around and get's up, unlike webber who bangs his knee against someones knee and starts to bitch and moan i'm injured Iverson haters get a life because you are soooo angry and half of you were on Kobe's dick too right before the case yes I believe so, Maurice I want a response because you and your Iverson detractors have no clue about basketball

maggie:

let me tell you something apart from the usa IVERSON is know across the WORLD do you fucking understand this i dont like all this talk about his a thug the way he dresses and all the other bullshit that people come out with ill ask this question why? because of the area he comes from or let me see maybe his tat's or the way he wears his hair well i take this too heart cos ive got tat's listen to hiphop and guess what still go to university in london (BA HONS SPORT SCIENCE) going in too my second year and if you see me walking towards you, you think im gonna fuck you up well you are the weakest form of humam life that could exist on gods earth you are so engulfed in your ignorance it blocks the ablility for you to use your brains, making people outside the U.S think that SOME americans are just simply stupid fools who takes whatever thats on tv or hearsay and interprets it has true are you mad, making an assumption because this man was involved in a bowling allay fight that none of us witnessed but the people who were there, how many YEARS has it been and you'll still bring up the past com'on how old is he now 30 the man has got kids how dear you hold something aginst him for so long we all come from different places in this world some good some bad, so your gonna sit on your pc and talk shit yes verbal DIARRHOEA cos your a fucking loser get the fuck out of here if you hate him that much build a hate IVERSON web page and get the fuck off this one! coming from a strong women.

Lolo:

Wodup I jus Want 2 Sae ALLEN IVERSON is hot!

LoLo:

Wodup I jus Want 2 Sae ALLEN IVERSON is hot!

katrina:

ur cute

shouhat araya and Jahkeil goldson:

Dear alan, Maurice shut da hell up,we wudd luv 2 c u play basketball on tv wit million ppl watchin so instead of cussin a pro baller u shud go learn how to play the dam game.how wudd u feel if ppl were makin fun of u on NATIONAL tv.i bet u wudd choke cuz of dat so get of alans back nd leave him da hell alone cuz u dun c ppl sayin MAURICE is a gudd baller do u????

Hau:

Dear AI3...

How are you doing? I wish you well, and I can't wait for the new season to begin. I have enjoyed watching you and your fellow teammates played during regular seasons. I think you're among the best NBA players in the history of the NBA. You guys did well last season. I am from Atlanta, and I always come to see you play against the Atlanta Hawks....I am a truly 76ers FAN..... Those you are players' haters....they can get lost because they're jealous of you and your talented skills.

respectfully,

Kahea:

TO ALL DA HATERS,

All you guys needs to stop being haters. I'd like to see you guys go out and even try and be as good as Iverson. Really you people who are haters needs to get off this website and go fuck off. You guys are just mad cause you guys are poor. Get a damn job and stop hatin'.

Kahea:

TO ALAN

Don't listen to all these dumb fucks. They don't know what they stay talking about. You are my favorite basketball PLAYA plus you are so FINE. All deez people dat are hatin on you are jus jealous cause they don't have yo money, yo sexy ass face and your basketball skills. Keep doin wat you do cause you do it good and don't let all deez dumb asses get you all fucked up in yo head. STAY IRIE, MUCH LOVE AND ALOHAZ
KAHEA YO #1 FIZZAN :)

Blake:

Hey A.I Look U cross every1 up u dunk it on der heads and u juz take em 2 skool everywhere on da court keep it up. Ur mi idle!!

Phil:

Damn man, this shit crazy but on some real shit AI raw as hell he on a whole otha level, that boi cold blodded!!

CARAMEL BUM:

OOOOO YO ALLEN IZ DAT MAURICE BITCH STYLL CAUZIN U TROUBLE CUZ MORE DEN 500 MUTHA FUCKAS GOT YO BACK BAP BAP ND TREVOR DUN RITE CARMELLO IZ BETTAH DEN IVERSON CUZ IVERSON IZ SEXCIER ND A BETTAH BALLA WAHTTTTTT...............

Trevor A.K.A Spyda:

Yo A.I. u a sick baller and all like i saw yo 40 best plays and shit but no afens but the best baller is carmelo anthony izz sicker baller hen u eva b but u stillz sick dawg but he sickaa iie any ways yo do u still rap cuz i have a song that u maid yo b hook me up rap 2 iie ryte bak iie peace out and i wanna se 6ers vs denver iie eace out

Ali:

Alan Iverson you are the finest guy in the whole world... OMG and I dont care what anyone says I think you can play basketball, and even if you couldn't you still look better than all the other players. And I am SURE you are better lookin than the people that say you cant play... You are DAMN fine... Keep up the good looks.
~Baby Gurl~

Ali:

AlAN IVERSON
Ok first of all I dont know who the fuck this Maurice guy thinks he is ummm lets see is he a pro basketball player umm NO... Was he number 3 on BET's top 25 hottest black men of 2005....umm NO!! again. And I just wanna let you know Alan that you are the finest mother fucker in the world. Dont let anyone bother you, you are a kick ass ball player and in my opinion you dont even have to be a good player as good as you look. Anyways I truely believe that this Maurice guy is a punk himself,.,.SO FUCK YOU Maurice and I never want to here you talk to my man like that again or I will take care of you myself. So grow the fuck up and when you become a pro ball player then you can say shit but untill then go suck some dick bitch...

Bye Boo holla back and keep up the good work and stay fine

~*Baby girl*~

lidi:

Dear Allan I Think you are the best ball player in the whole world.Just keep do your thing in the future.Oh and you are just so hot !!!!!!!I Love you baby

rudy:

hey whats up Iverson anyways I wanted to ask you if you could atend my friend karns birthday she is going to be 15 and she is a big fan of yours so I wanted to do something nice for her so if you could PLEASE come and if you cant come atleast can you send me a signed t-shirt so I give to her you could send it to me at [ADDRESS REDACTED] and if you can come you can reach me at [PHONE NUMBER REDACTED]
PLEASE COME