So, I think it's the apocalypse soon, 12 Monkeys Style:
- A truck driver carrying 9 million bees crashed his truck unleasing all of the bees into the Montana countryside. The beekeepers called to clean up the mess said that even though they were wearing protective suits, they continued to receive numerous stings.
- A black bear decided that he wanted to visit a hospital in Virginia. He set off the automatic doors and started strolling down the hallways before being cornered in a computer room and shot by police.
- A second black bear visited a town in Connecticut until he was cornered behind a hospital and tranquilized.
- Jabari the gorilla made the leap of a lifetime and escaped the monkey house at the Dallas Zoo, attacking a mother, and carrying away a toddler before being shot by Dallas police.
- Baboons on a rampage! Baboons in South Africa have been terrorizing a small town, breaking into homes to have baboon parties on people's beds and peeing on their clothes. They've also raided a local nursery school, snatching food and cold drinks from the children.
That's all for now, and while it may not seem of good portent for the human race, I for one welcome our new animal masters.
