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Nobody Panic!

Word is, when they do the sequel to Snakes on a Plane, probably next year sometime, they're going to forego snakes and other creepy crawlies all together in favor of South Asians, because that's what really seems to scare the shit out of white people these days:
"Everybody Listen! We have to put a barrier between US and the BROWN PEOPLE Brown People on the MuthaFuckin Plane".

Luckily an air marshal was on the plane to stop the brown people (who were suspiciously traveling to Mumbai, what's with all the brown people in Mumbai? It's like they live there or something) from settling in for the 18 hour flight by playing video games on their cellphones and getting drinks out of their bags. (CNN Link)

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Snakes on a Plane was awesome!

As for the scary flight with "brown people", did they do anything suspicious or was it simply because they were brown?

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