So I put the pic up of Devastatin' Dave and his name's floating around because of the bad album covers blog that Stone put up, and some people have apparently taken an interest in finding Dave, checking him out, seeing if he's still a slave to the turntable, is he still Devastatin', you know, that stuff...and I can happily tell you that I have indeed found him:
Devastatin' Dave the Cyberslave
He's got several songs for download as MP3. Check 'em out and tell Dave I said hi!
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OMFG!!!
That is indeed what I have done. I put him on my under contruction page for our new site (cover of zip-zap-rap) and we decided we'd look into him some more. We found his iuma page but the d/l speeds are shockingly slow (1.08KB/s). If you could direct me to some of his older stuff I'll be forever in your debt :D
Yeah I'm still around! I'm still Devastatin. And I'm still a slave. To the rhythum, that is. Here's a link that will lead you to a shop where you can buy my CD and lot's of other cool Zip Zap Rap gear. Thanks Guys! And never give up on your dream! Sincerely, Devastatin Dave the Cyberslave.
Where can you buy 'zip, zap, rap'? I can't find it anywhere!
Did it ever occur to Devastatin Dave that he's a corperate bitch for the war on drugs. SMOKE SPLIFF & MAKE SOME REAL MUSIC! That said, fantastic comedy value
Dave, can I have you personal address? I love your music, and more importantly, I love you. I dream of hot passionate love with you. My number is xxx-xxx-xxxx, REALLY, ask for alex. I love you.
[Maurice Reeves] - You dolt. Leave a phone number. Have you been eating retard sandwiches for breakfast again?
no it was my friends number we all want devastatin dave to call him, trust me
[Maurice Reeves] - Duh. I didn't think you actually left your own number Steve. Now, don't you have some homework you should be doing?
this is steves friend and im tired of you harassing him and yellin about "oh phone numbers oh my" its so immature, ur lame and a half, why dont you go out and get a job instead of making this gay site about devastatin dave, u make me sick, dave is cool but ur just pathetic. Geez now go make urself some egg salad sandwiches and sit next to ur boyfriend and talk about the direction in which ur lives are going.
ur good friend, sean
[Maurice Reeves] - Perhaps I should require all people who post on the site to actually type English instead of this gibberish you're passing off as communication. It's deeply ironic that 12 year olds that keep writing the word anus would call me immature. When the two of you are done surfing gay porn sites and have something more interesting to say, come on back.
this is steves friend and im tired of you harassing him and yellin about "oh phone numbers oh my" its so immature, ur lame and a half, why dont you go out and get a job instead of making this gay site about devastatin dave, u make me sick, dave is cool but ur just pathetic. Geez now go make urself some egg salad sandwiches and sit next to ur boyfriend and talk about the direction in which ur lives are going.
ur good friend, sean
[Maurice Reeves] - Nice double post dickhead. Do you need lessons on how the internet works, or are you learning all you need to know from www.IDeepDickSteveInTheAss.com?
dear maurice, ur so hott. if u call mee i"ll give u lots of hardcore teen shemale acsion. i have bot partz and i want u. ur rite i'm only 12 tho. is that OK?
[Maurice Reeves] - Uhm, no it's not, and you're scaring me. Go get some counseling boy. You need help.
Man, your album cover is funny. Where'd you get those clothes?
hey maurice, its your dad
i just wanted to tell you that it's about time you move out of the basement and get ur own house or apartment or cardboard box. I mean, ur 40 years old and you need a real job. I'm tired of you making these stupid post sites about stuff that doesn't matter and start making money to support yourself. Your mother cries herself to sleep everynight worrying "will our son ever accomplish anything" and i have to give an honest answer and say "no our son is a complete loser, he will never have a real job and will never move out of the basement". With that said... I love you son
PS. Your subscription to Playgirl expired so if you want to continue recieving that magazine then give me the money and i will buy you a new subscription
your loving father,
jimmy reeves
only gays say dolt
Hey, It's me Devastin Dave, I just wanted to keep in touch with this great message board because it is just about the only attention I am getting from anyone right now. I'm a washed up "rapper" and my fifteen minutes of fame came from a website with my album cover from "ZipZapRap" as one of the top ten worst album covers of all time. I wish I was dead.
Oh well,
Stay off drugs even if i can't,
Devastatin Dave the Cyberslave
Hi all
My name is Rob and I am a 24 year old homosexual. My last boyfriend, Cooky, just broke up with me and I'd really like to feel Devastatin Dave inside me.
If any of you know how I can get in touch with him (in more ways than one!) please let me know!
All my love
Bobster
Touch Me
even if his album cover was one of the worst ever, it was still one of the funniest ever. And I like it. Devastatin Dave, I luv ya. for real. - eric w.
devastatin dave, i want to hear your music so bad give me a link with mp3s that work, if i could find your cd i'd def buy it because you're gnarly but i cant
Remember me?
Devastatin Dave is a musical genius who should be held in the same esteem as Mozart, Beethoven and The Fast Food Rockers.
Oh Yeah!
I am the head of a very powerful and famous record company and I would like to offer Devastatin a multi-million dollar record contract.
I really think he could rival Eminem's popularity but have a more positive effect on youngsters.
Your music could save many young lives from drugs - keep it real!
I am the head of a very powerful and famous record company and I would like to offer Devastatin a multi-million dollar record contract.
I really think he could rival Eminem's popularity but have a more positive effect on youngsters.
Your music could save many young lives from drugs - keep it real!
dave is hot, marry me and make me pregnent
Davastatin Dave je prejebena legenda, covjek je car! Moram sa nim dogovorit neku suradnju, on je ipak ikona ovoljetne MPS kolekcije! thizz what it is, DD! pis
This is bull it's not the real Devastatin...your voice is definately not the sme and you are trying to sell rip off cd's from the original Devastatin.....Your lyrics are too obviously fake...You are trying to cash in on an internet "phenom"
oh god. if only u were the real Devestatin Dave. but you're not. Oh well, have fun alone. At your parent's house. With your sara lee. Devestatin Dave is pure Lolage.
My God people.... WTF is your problem?
STFU!!!!11!!11one11!!shift+1!!11
I HATE YOU MAURICE REEVES, me and sean made your front page of your website but you are still a loser i hope you die a horrible death and maybe one day your dead dad will pay you for blowjobs.
[Editor's Note] - There's no need for my dad to pay for my blowjobs. Your mom's been giving them to me for free. I tried to offer money but she wouldn't take it. Thanks though.
NO i meant that my dad gives you blow jobs and he doesn't pay you
[Editor's Note] - Your dad is giving me blowjobs for free? I'm confused now...
you know what Devastatin Dave is awesome
I am a neopet God Warrior