So now the United States is demanding that airports ban people from standing in lines for the bathroom.
Apparently, Al-Qaeda holds all of its meetings in the loo. Thank God we stopped that.
Seriously, what's next, cameras in the stalls and biometric ass-prints? "I'm sorry sir, but your ass-print matches that of a known terrorist. You'll have to come with us." "But I'm from Paramus!" "That's enough from you Muhammed".
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