Today's Weight: 315 lbs.
Today's Exercise: 30 minutes on the Elliptical Trainer. That bitch of a machine says I'm only burning 50 calories when I use it for 30 minutes. That just doesn't seem right.
# of Mt. Dews Drank: 1 24oz. bottle
Other newsworthy events:
I entered into a competition with my buddy Chris Allwein to see which one of use can hit 218 lbs first this year. He has several distinct advantages over me in this endeavor. He weighs less, he's single and has more time to exercise, he has a treadmill at home, and he's already got momentum because he's already lost a bunch of weight. But I just look at these as motivators, not obstacles.

Make sure that you remember to set your weight on the trainer. Most of the times it defaults to 150 pounds if not actually set, which skews the calorie buring results.
You know what's gonna be tough today? Taking my freaking lunchtime walk in the bitter cold and snow.