In other news, a litigious schmuck announced he's suing Google, AOL, and Yahoo because he didn't like the information it returned when he searched on his name.
The litigious schmuck could not be reached for comment, but his momma said that this might have something to do with him being more broke than Osama Bin Laden's moral compass. Representatives at Yahoo and AOL both yawned when asked about this, and we think one of them scratched their butts, but we can't be certain. Google co-founder, Larry Page, offered to give the litigious schmuck a lance and said "Have fun tilting at windmills". Sancho Panza was also unavailable for comment.
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