What can we put down in Bush's list of achievements? How's this for a try:
During my reign as empor...president, I helped oil executives increase gas prices to their highest levels ever. That's good for someone, right? I also helped 2.8 million vassals...er...people achieve "early retirement" so they could spend more time with their families. My bold plan for economic prosperity included going to war in two different countries and awarding rebuilding contracts to my friends companies. And I helped push laws through that rotten Congress that help us lock up everyone we don't agree with or like. And I've continued to weaken the powers of the States, centering all powers in my hands.
My plan for the next 4 years is even more exciting. So vote for me in November, because if you don't John Ashcroft will have to have a talk with you. Hi, I'm Dubya, and I approved this ad.
While reading your blog on Bush, I was thinking. What would I do if the country were attacked a few months into my presidency. Based on what the last President did when when we were attcked (Pearl Harbor), I'd say this one is a pansy. Although I'm not a Bush fan, I can't say what I'd do differently. Maybe be a little more aggressive. Scary huh? I would get the hell out of Iraq, and let the vaccuum solve itself. I would help my friends, as we all do. Birds of a feather... Oh well, I suppose you think a democrat would serve us better. They haven't so far in my 40 odd years, but there's always hope!