So, ever since I started posting my disses of Allen Iverson, I've been getting emails and comments from people who think they've either reached his own personal website, or that I'm a close personal friend of his, and they all REALLY REALLY want to talk to him. For example, I got this one last night:
Dear Alan, you are mu favourite player. Can you send me a wallpaper with your picture. PLEASE!
I thought I was only in this little amusing corner of stupidity, but apparently I'm not, as some people think this is somehow Maury Povich's personal website, and a whole different class of dumb thinks this is the official website of the TV show "Overhaulin'".
Yeah, people are dumb.

FYI, it's Allen Iverson, not Alan. Or if you prefer, simply, The Answer.
Also, can you get me his autograph? I love his rap cd.
You mean you aren't friends with famous people? Why am I friends with you then??
hahaha...laura...you're really a dumb girl