A big dog doesn't want to chew a...small bone
Any more than he wants to play a...trombone
In fact if he could use the...telephone
He'd call and he'd order a...Jumbone!
It's a really really big really big big bone
And that's why they call it Jumbone!!!
Please make it stop!
I'm so glad I'm not the only one!! I have to change the channel until it's over. That jingle makes me cringe. Who cam up with that horrible campaign? It was not a good idea.