In the past month, the Janjaweed militias, roving bands of muslim men have been terrorizing the refugee population of the Sudan, raping the young women, in an effort to scare them, humiliate them, and force them to have muslim babies. The people of Sudan would fight back, but the UN has been extremely active in trying to limit the arms going into the Sudan, so that the only groups left armed are the ones, like the Janjaweed, who are armed by the government.
It is because of this horror and terror inflicted on a largely unarmed populace that we here at mauricereeves.com award the Sarah Brady Truth in Gun Control award to the Sudanese government and their rape squads. It's good to know that when we all have our guns taken away by people like Sarah Brady, we'll all be much safer...like the young women in the Sudan.
So, yes, let's all give the Janjaweed militias a hand for showing us the true effects of gun control: mass genocide and systematic rape. This is what Gun Control advocates would deliver onto you, and I'm sure Sarah Brady would be proud.
In other news:
In a supreme twist of irony, the Saudi government will now allow foreign workers to carry guns to protect themselves. Now, I don't know about you, but I find it deeply ironic that my own government throws a fit whenever someone talks about a nationwide carry-conceal permit system, and is actively trying to strip away our 2nd Amendment rights, but an Arab dictatorship widely recognized for it's human rights abuses WILLINGLY lets me carry a gun. Maybe I'm just not supposed to understand why I have less freedom in my own country than I do overseas.
Suddenly a loud clap of thunder rocked the whole house, and I dropped the clothes I was folding and ran outside to see what was going on. A storm was coming, and on the ridge to my right I could see dark clouds forming and lightening piercing the sky. My brother-in-law Harold was there with me watching the storm and we watched as the lightening slapped the ground again and again with large tremulous explosions. I ran up to the widow's walk on the top of the house to get a better view. When I got up there, the entrance was boarded up, but the wood was warping, so I pushed them out, and everyone from the party joined me on the roof.
How ironic that those people we see in pictures at Woodstock, and putting flowers in the rifles of National Guard troops, and setting things on fire, and rioting while protesting the Vietnam war, all the while proclaiming the evils of big business, are the same filthy pricks that are now funding a police force that dresses in all black, equipping them with rubber bullets, batons, and setting up these 'Free Speech Zones' so they can contain dissenting opinions, all in the name of protecting economic progress.