A Vision!

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So I had a vision last night while I was sleeping. It came to me in a fevered dream, as I worried about the people in the path of Hurricane Ivan. I dreamt I was standing on the beach in Florida about to be swept away by the wind and swells. Suddenly, out of the clouds in the front of Ivan, Jesus stepped forward bathed in golden light and the hosts of angels blew trumpets and sang. The wind grew very still and the rain stopped.

He put his hand on my shoulder and said "Do not worry my son. These hurricanes are my father's way of wiping Florida off of the map". Immediately I jumped up and said "But Lord, why would you want to do that?" And he replied "Why, to prevent them from screwing up this year's presidential election too. Duh!"

It all makes sense now. And you have it on good authority, because the good Lord Jesus said it.

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If that were a true vision, He would be relocating Democrats to New Zealand to protect the election from fraud.

The Celtic Templar
"Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed Nomini Tuo da gloriam"
"Not for us, Lord, not for us, but to Thy Name give glory."

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