I got the following comment on my blog the other day:
TwelveFifteen no u kno wut fuck u leave IVERSON da fuck alone juss cause NIGGA is doing rite in his life does not mean all u lil bitch azz niggz and white trashs should be hating on him hes good in side and outside. he does not seem da type dat would walk aroung bitching and shit. 4 u need to get a life u kno wut they say "haters never get no where" and iz dat truth 4 real u suck n u can KISS MA BIG AZZZZZZ BITCH so fuck off
There's not enough red marker in the world to highlight why the grammar and spelling in this sentence are all wrong. I sat there for several minutes trying to decide if someone actually wrote that way or they just wrote that way to mess with me.
Can you picture this person in the working world?
so u iz responsble 4 all da damajuz 2 my clients dat u cuzed on monday da 16 th of juli. pay up sucka or be seein u in court. werd BITCH.
Somewhere, the English language is crying.
I wonder what my ancestors from England would say to such abuse of our oh-so-complicated language? People like this guy just need to be shot, yo. :-)