I have noticed something that disturbs me and I want to reach out to all the other parents out there that might be having the same issue. As a father and pet owner, I consider myself something of an expert on the various odors an ass can make.
But once in a while, one of my children will make something so powerful and aromatic that it instantly reminds me of expensive fancy gourmet cheeses.
Of course, no one's going to wax poetic about the pleasing scent eminating from my son's diaper, but I swear to God, put his butt next to some feta (fetid?) cheeses I've had, you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference.
Of course, this also raises the issue for me: given the similarity of odors between the two, is there a particular wine that goes well with wiping his ass?
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