I was talking to my friend Latoya via GMail and the subject of masturbating and farm animals came up and for the next few messages in the thread, no adwords appeared next to the message. They were there before masturbating and farm animals came up, and the other messages still had adwords, but apparently the combination of the two made them run away and hide in GMail.
Such prudish behavior!
Where are my contextual ads offering me websites on americanfarmanimalsingles.com inviting me to become a pen-pal to animals locked up at local farms, or a link to places seeking those interested in the exciting field of animal husbandry?
Oh well, maybe next time.

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