New FEMA Chief - Same as the old FEMA Chief

So we finally have gotten rid of Michael Brown, former head of FEMA. David Paulison is the new FEMA chief. Aside from the fact that he's the guy who advocated we protect our house from terrorist attack with duct tape, he seems pretty good. But none of this matters because the real person in charge of the FEMA efforts is still Michael Chertoff. When the world's coming to an end, he's the man that has to pick up the phone. He's supposed to be the man with the plans who will pick up the pieces of a world gone horribly wrong and make things right.

So who is this wunderkind? Who is this real-life Superman? Head of NYC's Fire Departments? Former Commander of the Coast Guard? NO. He's a goddamn lawyer. He served as a DA and as a special counsel to the Senate.

He doesn't deserve to lead my car around the block.