A British woman has married a dolphin. Upon seeing that the name of the dolphin was Cindy, the Lord took great displeasure, fearing that sodomy might occur between two species of the same gender, but then finding out it is indeed a boy has had to pause for reflection. Is this marriage between male and female, albeit of different species more okay or less okay than a gay man marrying another gay man?
I say we send Fred Phelps to investigate. We all know he keeps a cool head about these things.
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