In a press conference today, Ricky Santorum responded to allegations that he no longer lives in Pennsylvania: "Just because I live on a palatial estate and horse farm in northwestern Virginia does not mean I'm out of touch with the needs and desires of my constituents in Penn...uhmm...Pencil...dammit Joe, where am I from again? Nevermind nevermind, I am in touch with my vassals....I mean voters, and I care about them. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a polo match to attend to."
Santorum's illegal immigrant gardner Hector had this to say: "Shit I see more of his house in Penn Hills than that guy. I go up and mow the lawn once a week."
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