Salon.com is running an article on a supposed secret room the NSA has built into AT&T's major internet backbone offices in St. Louis. We all know it could be other things. I present to you:
The Top 10 List of Other Things That Could Be In That Room.
10. That's where bin Laden's hiding.
9. It's not actually the NSA, it's actually Google. They've gone from searching webpages to just drinking right off the hose. Results in real time!
8. That's where all the relief intended for Katrina victims got stuck. They just found it. Sorry guys!
7. They're going to keep all our rights safe in there until the war on terror is done.
6. That's where Karl Rove keeps his soul and conscience.
5. That's where Saddam hid his WMDs.
4. The MPAA and RIAA are building a checkpoint on the information superhighway. "Scuse me sir, have you be torrenting today?"
3. Bush can't get enough of those crazy animated gifs, so he's building an Animated GIFs Museum. Oooh, look, a dancing hampster!
2. Alberto Gonzalez needs to keep an eye out for more of those Abu Girab pictures so he can masturbate to them, I mean....prosecute those who released them.
1. It's Dick Cheney's super secret gaming room. The more bandwidth he can get, the quicker he can shoot people in the face.
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