Last year, Katrina was explained by some as the wrath of God raining down an city known for it's debauchery; a physical example of God's displeasure for all of the naked gay socialist pro-feminist orgies they're apparently having down there.
If that's the case, then what's going on in DC? Maybe God's been 'out' when Bush calls him on the Jesus-phone lately:
"Yes, Hello?"
"Are you there God? It's me, Dubya."
"Uhmmm, God's not here right now. He had to step out for a minute."
"Can I leave him a message?"
"Really, you should just stop calling here. You've left three messages this week already. If he wanted to talk to you, he would have by now."
*click*
But I bet old Pat and Jerry (not-so-lovable purveyors of white fundamentalist hatred, not to be confused with Ben and Jerry) will somehow spin this into a message of "God's not happy you haven't locked the homos and Democrats into concentration camps yet".
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