Spammer's Ripping Off Stephen Colbert?

I got the following snippet in the bottom of a piece of spam this afternoon:

...and waved a smoke-stained flamethrower in the direction of the door. I
followed Commander Alphamega out, leaving Floyd prisoner in the chair.
Not for long, I hoped, if Fido-Aida had understood my suggestions.

If I'm not mistaken, that's ripped straight from the pages of Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure, somewhere in the 21st chapter. Shame on you spammers, trying to lend an air of truthiness and gravitas to your unsolicited attempt to sell me fake Rolex watches for the "best prijces online".

But, in true Colbert style, I have to give you a tip of the hat for picking some choice material to attach to the emails.