I'm sure that, by now, you've seen part or all of the Girls Gone Wild article from Claire Hoffman, staff reporter from the LA Times. In it, she follows around Joe Francis from Mantra Entertainment, the company that produces Girls Gone Wild, and at one point gets physically roughed up by Joe, as he pins her to a car and almost breaks her arm until she gets free and punches him in the face.
The article is entirely negative to Joe and his enterprising ambitions, and I'm always interested in getting the other side of the story, so I called Joe Francis and he had this to say:
Look, I gave Sweet Tits Hoffman all our killer swag, the trucker hat, the thong, and the shirt, and she still wouldn't show me her tits. I kept sweet talking her, asking her if the carpets matched the drapes, did she shave her cooch, did she like it in the pooper, all the sure-fire lines I've used on the ladies, and none of it was working. NONE OF IT. So I did what I had to do. Just like when those 14-year-old girls in Bangkok wouldn't give it up...."
At this point, Joe's attorney Michael Burke, also on the line, interrupted
I think my client has said enough...
But you could still hear Joe in the background
...that bitch wanted my baloney pony, she was just playing hard to get. I'm a stallion and she's just jealous I got tired of her. When I pinned her to that car I bet her panties were drip...
That's when his attorney terminated the call.
Well, there you have it folks. Just another day in the life of Joe Francis, at Girls Gone Wild. I feel edified, don't you?
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