Epileptics in the middle of seizures, students at UCLA, cops sure do love their tasers, because now in St. Louis they tasered a 5'7" 130 lb mental patient until he died. And not long ago, police in Saginaw, tasered a man in a town council meeting because he refused to remove his hat.
Maybe cops feel like since tasering is supposed to be non-lethal (see above however) that it's probably just okay to whip that thing out for whatever reason...
"This isn't diet soda. I clearly ordered diet!!!" ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!
"What do you mean all the tickets to the movie are sold out???? ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!
"Son, I'm sorry but I warned you what would happen if you got less than an A on your test." ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!
"Dammit dog, you go piss outside!" ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!
Why, I bet if they were writing Andy Griffith today, every time Otis stumbled down Main Street half-tipsy, Barney'd be out with the taser and baton giving him a few lessons about "soberin' up", if you know what I mean.
I guess it's not all bad though...Philadelphia Police shot a man in the back of the head and would have us believe that he was sitting in the back of the cruiser handcuffed after being patted down and was able to pull a gun and blow the back of his head off. That's some ingenuity.
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