Three Scenes From My House

Here are three scenes from my house for you to enjoy:

1. My daughter and wife were talking:

W: "Where are your manners?"
D: "I don't know"
W: "You'd better find them...quick!"
D: "I found them! They're in my mouth, but they won't come out. They're stuck."

2. My son was in the bathtub laying on his belly singing to himself:

S: "I'm putting my weiner on the bottom of the bathtub!!!!!" and he pauses for a second and looks at me "Daddy, I wish I had a giant weiner I could put on the bottom of everything."

3. The next day my son's getting dressed and starts singing:

"Scooby scooby doo, where are you? We have some work to do with weiners! Scooby scooby doo...where's your weiner? We have some work to do with weiners!"

Yeah, I don't know where they come up with this stuff either.