This morning I was dancing around while we waited for the coffee to finish brewing, and I think I swatted Heather on the butt a few times, which, for her gets old at the first swat, and for me at the...well it never gets old. Finally she spun around and said "Alright, stop!"
To which I immediately responded "collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly, flowing like a harpoon, daily and nightly, will it ever stop? Yo. I don't know. Turn off the lights, and I glow. TO THE EXTREME I ROCK THE MIC LIKE A VANDAL LIGHT UP THE STAGE AND WAX A CHUMP LIKE A CANDLE" and proceeded to rap the entire rest of the "Ice Ice Baby", complete with funky dancing.
After letting me go for a minute my wife said "I don't think that talent's something other people would be proud of".
Marital bliss I tell you . :)
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