What does it take to get you detained at the airport these days? Well, other than being Ted Kennedy or being randomly placed on the no-fly list by some prankster at the TSA that is, or unfortunately having been born with a skin tone other than white? Call the director of the TSA, Kip Hawley, an idiot.
Last week, Ryan Bird, of Milwaukee, dutifully put his highly explosive personal grooming liquids into a plastic baggie (because Lord knows, when a bomb's about to go off, nothing stops it faster than Ziploc), and wrote the words "Kip Hawley is an idiot". It was his own little way of protesting the stupidity of the whole theatre of security we're being made to go through with planes right now.
Instead it got him detained for almost 30 minutes while the TSA and a sheriff's deputy and the TSA supervisor questioned him. According to the TSA supervisor, and the deputy for that matter, we don't have freedom of speech past the checkpoint at the airport. Because the phrase maybe made the supervisor feel "threatened", writing that wasn't protected speech.
Wow.
Ryan's first-hand account of the incident if available here.
